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friendicide 

The merciful act of helping a friend end his own pathetic existence.
You and your friend work together selling cars in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. You are stuck at the dealership for long miserable hours with no traffic and nothing to do. "Dude, I fucking hate my life, you think you could do me a solid and commit friendicide on my sorry ass"?
friendicide by mjdookster December 28, 2009

Friendicide 

To help eradicate a friend under false pretenses because of an intentionally skewed perception of them.
That J. E. Was a victim of Friendicide due to believing a bunch of psychological mumbo jumbo meant to cater to they're desires but actually to make them complicit in a murder while being entrapped by law enforcement.
Friendicide by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Friendocide 

The massive deletion of Facebook friends and phone numbers
Friend 1: "Dude I'm going on a Friendocide tomorrow"

Friend 2: "I hope I make the cut"
Friendocide by V8 Arbor Mist May 23, 2011

friendiligence 

the phenomenon of using the internets and social networks like facebook and myspace to gather information on your friends.
I am so backed up at work cuz I have been spending way too much time doing friendiligence on facebook.
friendiligence by dimension August 13, 2008

Friendcierge 

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.
So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.
Friendcierge by suzgirl October 30, 2021

Friendcidence

when two of your facebook friends from totally unrelated social circles somehow become friends.
I knew Lori from school and I dated Lisa. It was a total Friendcidence that they added each other on facebook.
Friendcidence by Mikey 5-0 August 17, 2010
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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