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friendicide

The merciful act of helping a friend end his own pathetic existence.

You and your friend work together selling cars in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. You are stuck at the dealership for long miserable hours with no traffic and nothing to do. "Dude, I fucking hate my life, you think you could do me a solid and commit friendicide on my sorry ass"?

by mjdookster December 28, 2009