Friendipede

A line of friends forming an alliance in a line by holding hands to move through a crowd.

Tom: Holy shit! How are we gunna get to the front of the show? There are so many people here!

Marcel: Let's form a friendipede and walk through this crowd! I'll be in the front!

by Dano Imagination November 13, 2016

Friendipetter

A friend that all they do when they come over is pet your dog.

Should I invite Jacob to the party?

Nah, he's a friendipetter. All he'll do is hang with your dog.

by jutlan January 13, 2021

Friendependent

A word that describes someone as lost without their friends. They don't live their own life so much as everyone elses. Never makes the plans, just tags along.

You can find this person always on their cell phone to find out what their friends are up to.

Dude, I wish Frank would just leave us alone. He's really friendependent.

Seriously, i wish he would give us some space.

by sensi allstar January 11, 2009

friendicide

The act of deleting someone/yourself from someone's friends list on Myspace Facebook Friendster.

"Dood, that hot chick on Myspace is totally shit testing me, so i'm gonna commit friendicide tonight"

by specter woodland April 15, 2008

friendicide

The merciful act of helping a friend end his own pathetic existence.

You and your friend work together selling cars in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. You are stuck at the dealership for long miserable hours with no traffic and nothing to do. "Dude, I fucking hate my life, you think you could do me a solid and commit friendicide on my sorry ass"?

by mjdookster December 28, 2009

friendpeen

The act of adding so much facebook friends that you judge it as an epeen.

Mary: I got 651 Friends on facebook.
Chase: Bitch, I got 788 Friends! My friendpeen is so big!

by Deyadissa May 16, 2011

frienditude

Frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all. This simple ranking system can help create a pecking order amongst nerds.

"You have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5..."

by Ophiuchus December 16, 2005