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Friendgank 

Friendgank v.: To peruse other people's lists of friends in search of people to friend yourself, especially on facebook or myspace.
"I finally found somebody from my graduating class on facebook, and I've been friendganking all afternoon."
Friendgank by Qbedo December 17, 2008
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Friendmaker 

Could also be spelled "Friend-maker"

An interesting person who's biggest talent is to make friends/contacts in all sorts of circles and whatever the circumstances are.

A person whose first impression is well liked by almost everyone.
Person #1: "Hey I met a real nice guy last night. Do you know anybody named Rob?"

Person #2: "Rob? Yeah, everybody knows Rob! He's a really nice guy...he's a typical friendmaker!"
Friendmaker by Waow Rabalder March 21, 2009

friendjack

verb. upon breaking up with a partner, the partner steals all the friends that you've had during the relationship, leaving you friendless.
Bitch friendjacked me!
She friendjacked the shit out of him when they broke up.
He was the victim of a serious friendjacking.
friendjack by Mudbone February 1, 2008

Friendgasm

Noun. The meeting of two friends, usually female, in which they call one another's name at high frequency and charge towards one another, resulting in a crushing embrace. Friendgasms usually occur as a result of long distances and/or time spent apart. In these cases, the involved often finish their Friendgasm with an awkward and simultaneous "OMGHOWRU!?"
"I went deaf after the sorority girls a block away had their weekly Friendgasm before the party."

"Hannah broke my arm during a brutal Friendgasm at the airport today. I guess she really missed me."
Friendgasm by Lossiel October 28, 2011

Friendmance

1. A cute relationship you have with a friend.

2. Friends who make each other happy.

3. Friends that act like homosexual lovers but are straight.
"Me and Abby have the best friendmance."
Friendmance by sexgodmikey August 12, 2014

Friendlanthropist

A good friend that is always chivalrous and treats their companions to nice things, in a non-bribey and all too genuine way.
"You always get me things and treat me at places, you're such a friendlanthropist."

friendgasm

Friendgasm: noun. The joy I feel when I introduce two wonderful friends, and they go do phenomenal things together; a form of platonic, prosocial compersion; the comfort of knowing the world is a safer place, the more sweet souls are connecting with one another in interdependence. 😍💖🌈
Kiki had a friendgasm when Celena and Charlie decided to go to a clothing-optional workshop together after introducing them.
friendgasm by hmakav November 19, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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