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friendjacker

When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.
She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!
friendjacker by Impunity October 9, 2008
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FriendJacker

A person who creeps on your social networking page, easing their way through your friends list and sends friend requests to them in the hopes that they will accept the invite due to you being a mutual friend.
My brother Josh is a fucking FriendJacker.......all of a sudden we have 86 mutual friends. What a douche!
FriendJacker by Eli Keller January 3, 2011

friend jacker 

One who leaches on to your friends through you, distances themselves from you, but still tries to stays friends with all your friends.
I told that bitch never to call me again, but she's still blowing up all my homegirls' cellies, actin like they still tight. I shoulda known that ho was a no good friend jacker.
friend jacker by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Friendmaker 

Could also be spelled "Friend-maker"

An interesting person who's biggest talent is to make friends/contacts in all sorts of circles and whatever the circumstances are.

A person whose first impression is well liked by almost everyone.
Person #1: "Hey I met a real nice guy last night. Do you know anybody named Rob?"

Person #2: "Rob? Yeah, everybody knows Rob! He's a really nice guy...he's a typical friendmaker!"
Friendmaker by Waow Rabalder March 21, 2009

friendjack

verb. upon breaking up with a partner, the partner steals all the friends that you've had during the relationship, leaving you friendless.
Bitch friendjacked me!
She friendjacked the shit out of him when they broke up.
He was the victim of a serious friendjacking.
friendjack by Mudbone February 1, 2008

friendjack

Looking through the friends lists of your friends on Facebook to find people like that kid you barely knew in the third grade, just so you can pad your own friends list with them.
I can't believe Jeff friendjacked me. The only way he knows Denise is from that one time we all went to the hockey game together.
friendjack by tommco July 8, 2009

FriendFucker 

Variation of starfucker; someone on Facebook who looks for famous or rich people with a Facebook profile to "add as friend"
Whut? How'd she get LeBron James and Paris Hilton as friends on Facebook?

Bitch, please. That girl is nothin' but a FriendFucker.
FriendFucker by Shab-Doo May 12, 2008
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