3 definitions by tommco

friendjack

Looking through the friends lists of your friends on Facebook to find people like that kid you barely knew in the third grade, just so you can pad your own friends list with them.

I can't believe Jeff friendjacked me. The only way he knows Denise is from that one time we all went to the hockey game together.

by tommco July 8, 2009

Manshake

A manly handshake given by a woman.

Even though she's pretty hot, she gave me a weird manshake.

by tommco May 4, 2011

software burnout

When you get sick of endless unnecessary software updates.

I've got a major case of software burnout. Just as I learn CS3, they came out with CS4. They're just trying to make more money.

by tommco December 14, 2009