Looking through the friends lists of your friends on Facebook to find people like that kid you barely knew in the third grade, just so you can pad your own friends list with them.
I can't believe Jeff friendjacked me. The only way he knows Denise is from that one time we all went to the hockey game together.
When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.
She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!
When you want to be friends with someone but they don't want to be friends with you.
Or after a break up, and you still want to be friends but the other person doesn't.
Person who is looking for friends-"hey do you want to hang out this weekend?"
Person that isn't looking for friends-"No."
Person who is looking for friends- "wow I just got friendjected...."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*