4 definitions by Eli Keller
A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
by Eli Keller August 20, 2008
To have a very small and very thin penis, often about the size of a sharpie. Due to the lack of size, one must use his penis like a swizzle stick for his penis to touch the sides of the vagina.
Jeff: Man, I had to sackhoff that bitch last night because my shit is so small!
Chris: I understand dude....story of my life!
Chris: I understand dude....story of my life!
by Eli Keller August 14, 2008
by Eli Keller May 21, 2008
A person who creeps on your social networking page, easing their way through your friends list and sends friend requests to them in the hopes that they will accept the invite due to you being a mutual friend.
My brother Josh is a fucking FriendJacker.......all of a sudden we have 86 mutual friends. What a douche!
by Eli Keller January 3, 2011