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dope freshness 

Anything that is cool, awesome, worthy of recognition, or just flat out bad ass. Used when other words just won't make the cut. An expression worthy of the gods, saaan!!!
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be cool if humans could breath under water?

Speaker 2: Don't you mean it would be Dope Freshness if humans could breath under water?
dope freshness by steevrandil March 7, 2012

Freshmanjr

A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.
Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"

Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"

Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"
Freshmanjr by Shit Man Dolla February 3, 2010

Freshman 

A freshman is usually a student in their first year of high school. They enjoy stopping in the middle of the hallway to hug their friends during the 6 minute breaks you have between classes. They occasionally think that they are cooler than everyone else, though this does not apply to all freshman.
Freshman girl 1: OH MY GOD!!! JENNIFER! IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!!!

Freshman girl 2: LET'S BLOCK THE HALLWAY AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS!!

Freshman girl 1: OKAY!!!
Freshman by Avobiwonkenobi September 8, 2013

Same thing different air freshener 

If you say a word wrong or spell it wrong you can say same thing different air freshener.
"We’re do you wanna go today”
“Do you mean where “
“Yh same thing different air freshener “

Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.
Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!

freshmen freak-out

when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.
Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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