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XGN Freshly’s Law Of Resurrection

In Game if someone is downed, you must pick them up as per XGN’s 2 Bylaws. An expanded version, of the 2nd Bylaw itself. It is mainly used in game. (Apex Legends Example.) If your teammate is downed you run through fire and fury to resurrect them, even if it means you die. It is just a game, usually used in Apex but can be used in other games.
I conjure this save and carry as per XGN Freshly’s Law Of Resurrections!

freshly smashed 

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck
jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!
Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!
freshly squeezed by LonePooper February 4, 2018

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb
"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"
freshly squeezed by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

Freshly Spanked 

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.
"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

Freshly Spanked 

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.
Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!
Freshly Spanked by GhostShadow August 5, 2010