Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

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Fresh Muffin

A hottie little babe that just turned the legal age of 18.

Dude! I heard you went out with Meghan last night and got some.
Yea, Braaaaa. Knocked it up good!
Ya know she's only 17.
No dude. Her birthday was last week. She's now a Fresh Muffin.
Sweet!

Fresh Muffin by Eaton Holgoode June 30, 2009

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Flesh Muffin

Nickname for a prolapsed asshole

She pushed way too hard, and now she has a protruding flesh muffin

Flesh Muffin by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

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Flesh Muffin

A nickname for a prolapsed anus.

She pushed way too hard and now she has a protruding flesh muffin.

Flesh Muffin by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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