The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025
Get the French Carpentermug.