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freezer wine 

Freezer Wine is frozen vodka right from your freezer.
Get off your lazy butt, grab me some Freezer Wine and make me a vodka martini with an olive!

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch
yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down
freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

Nazi Freezetag 

When someone knocks on your door and everyone freezes, much like Anne Frank in the attic when the Nazis came around.
"Man, how was your party last night?"

"Good, but we had to play like ten rounds of nazi freezetag with the landlord"

Freezer bags 

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

Freezer Bomb 

When you need your brewski to be cold for a last minute night out. The solution is to throw that b in the freezer to cool it down fast.
Guy 1: Alright Dave, are you ready for tonight?
Dave: Fuck I forgot let me Freezer Bomb a brew real quick.
Freezer Bomb by Freezer Bomber November 28, 2021