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Freeflapping 

The female equivalent of freeballing. Wearing no underwear.
James: Did you get your underwear off of my floor before you left?

Amy: No, I couldn't find them, so I'm freeflapping.

Femflake 

femflake: a person, usually a feminist, that gets offended or “triggered” when their myths are debunked, thus removing their claim to perpetual victimhood.
normal person: the wage gap is actually an earnings gap caused by the difference if life choices by men and women.

femflake: omg no it’s not you misogynist. i can’t understand basic year 7 economics so you’re oppressing me with your opinions!

normal person: yawwwwn. typical femflake.
Femflake by Davey84 March 17, 2021

Freeflap 

When girls wear boxers/shorts/pants/skirt with no underwear beneath them. It's the same as when a guy freeballs.
Aaron - "Damn gurl! I want seafood. Where's that fish coming from?!"
Sally - "Oh, I'm freeflapping."
Freeflap by haphap! January 6, 2010

FrogFlakes 

Oh my god, FrogFlakes is so mwah
FrogFlakes by pengting69 April 10, 2021

freeloker 

Somebody who is both a freegan and a locavore. While not all locavores are freegans and not all freegans are locavores, this special individual is both and thus eats only the food in dumpsters that was locally sourced.
"Why isn't that strange freegan girl eating the nasty old banana I threw in the dumpster? Isn't she hungry? She looks so sick and frail."
"Because she's a freeloker, don't grow bananas 'round here."
freeloker by Lonnie Waterloo October 30, 2013

freefucker

One who fucks hir partner while skidiving nude aiming for orgasm just as the shoot opens.
Charlie the freefucker hit up Hulga alright but due to her malicious groping, which loosed his parachutte harness, he soon found himself about to caress the gound.
freefucker by sonofgoyyim August 15, 2006