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A free high that does not count as a relapse for those who are clean and sober, acquired through the following:
1. The effects of anesthesia, during or after surgery
2. Accidentally breathing toxic fumes
3. Eating food that unknowingly causes a buzz
Tom's trip to the dentist where he was administered nitrous oxide is considered a freelapse.

Vic went into a freelapse while spray-painting his bike.

"Whoa...this Indian food has something in it that is causing me to freelapse."
Freelapse by (Brooklyn)Tommy G. September 15, 2007
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Frelecks 

A mental character that takes over your mind when you are too self centered.
That guy has turned into Frelecks.
Frelecks by Untraced Bullet October 30, 2011
When you’re in recovery and someone hands you something that gives you an unexpected buzz. It was unbeknownst to you so it’s not a relapse
Damn I got lightheaded off that vape, what’s in that? That’s a freelapse right there.
Freelapse by Millduds March 8, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026