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A person who faps excessively.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: and today?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: What are you doing tommorow?
Person 2: Fapping
Person 1: Omg you fapzoid!
Fapzoid by Ukdood July 22, 2009

Trapezoid 

a type of alien that will invade earth in the year 3065.

Diet: CHILDREN
habitat: mars
Allies: rectangular prisms, cubic centimeters and decahedrons
Enemies: humans
Dude: hey dude did you know that the trapezoids will invade earth in 3065
Trapezoid by Deadlypants905 July 15, 2020

anal trapezoid 

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
anal trapezoid by Official if Tony September 21, 2022

frapezoidal distress 

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.
she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.
frapezoidal distress by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

trapezoid ass 

An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks
That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape
trapezoid ass by Fireman85 March 26, 2022

Trapezoidkin 

The delicate art of receiving a blowjob while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
Yo dawg, she gave me a trapezoidkin!

Really? What was your kill streak?
Trapezoidkin by LavenderFuch January 26, 2010
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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