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A person who faps excessively.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: and today?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: What are you doing tommorow?
Person 2: Fapping
Person 1: Omg you fapzoid!
Fapzoid by Ukdood July 22, 2009
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A term used to degrade lesser beings who are fat.
"Behave yourself, fatzoid!"
"Whoa, get a load of fatzoid over there!!"
"Can't you read the sign fatzoid? NO FATZOIDS!"
fatzoid by Lurr May 23, 2006
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Chronic internet masturbators who robotically faps to anything sexually stimulating to them.
Homer never goes out anymore. All he does is collect porn. What a fapoid.
Fapoid by hazelnut73 March 3, 2011
A snazzy term of degrading lesser and fatter beings
Ram it up your cunt, fatzoid!

Whoa, get a load of fatzoid!

Fatzoid or no fatzoid, i think she's hot!
fatzoid by Bloator May 17, 2006
(1)A name for a homosexual sticker.

(2)An asteroid shaped like a penis.

(3)A rainbow colored shape.
Look at that fagzoid on the back of that jeep.

Dude,Jeff, if a fagzoid is gunna hit Earth u can just bend over and take it up the ass.

Look at all those fags and there fagzoid sighns.
fagzoid by notanigger January 18, 2004
Used to insult someone,often used in online games or the internet, it is often used when asking someone to do something and they refuse, you then say "you fagzoid" its a more friendly term of "fag" which is a very derogitarty thing to say to someone.
Letters are often changed into numbers following the rules of LEETSPEAK.
Callum- "play zombies on PS3?"
Liam- "No im busy, maybe later!"
Callum- "You fagzoid"
fagzoid by daws09 February 17, 2009

fapazoid 

A shape that looks like a person , masturbating.
Dude, that looks like a fapazoid
fapazoid by Abdul Ahmed Ahri October 18, 2014
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