Francism

A specific denomination of Atheism in which the followers believe nothing wthout any form of reputable logic behind it.

Name derived from its creator (named Francis).

Francism has been placed under the section marked 'religion' on Census froms in the past. Just like Buddhism, Francism is considered to be an Atheist religion.

Followers are referred to as Francists.

Person 1: Do you believe in god?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Wait, do you have a religion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Oh. So you do have a god.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: What the hell kind of religion has no god?
Person 2: Francism.

by proudimagineer October 8, 2011

francism

Is the style of posting things that makes other question your sanity and/or allows for others to realise that your jokes are incomprehensible by less humorous people.

Little timmy practices francism because he always posts random comments on the internet that other internet dwellers find funny and awkward. Unlike non-internet users who take in little timmys comments as offensive or plain retarded. You go timmy and keep on practicing francism.

by ooyee October 20, 2014

Francism

The idea that all answers to life will be answers one obtains a Masters in Literature.

The current head of the religion is Fran Weil

When the world becomes dumb

Francism Will return from her cave of study and educate the world.

by Israelman24 December 8, 2017

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

hope francis

hope is a very francisisy person with a hole lot of francis

hope francis is like the pope....FRANCIS!

by religous gherkin March 10, 2017

Francis of the filth

Your home boy George Miller, alternatively known as:
Filthy Frank
Papa Franku
Francis of the filth

Chin Chin vs Francis of the filth

by ladmunki6994 November 21, 2016

Francisco

A loyal, kind hearted, latino. Extremely sweet if you’re on his good side. If you aren’t then prepare for the worst. A Francisco is a good friend and is always able to make you smile. Most definitely an extrovert and can make friends anywhere he goes. A Francisco can provide outstanding advice yet he never listens to it himself. He’s usually dark humoured and makes self ridiculing jokes to hide any pain he’s going through.

If you find a Francisco you better keep him around because they’re the best friends to have.

Alex - “Are you okay?”

Jenna - “Yeah, Francisco gave me some advice.”

by momishitmypants October 29, 2019