Francis Parker
Francis Parker by aksj2349u-0384 April 29, 2013
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Francis Parker Girl
Really ugly.. all jewish, no guys want them unless they are wasted or desperate.
Chad- "Bro I hooked up with a girl from parker."
Ron- " No way man you should just jump off a cliff cause there all beat."
Chad- "Bro I hooked up with a girl from parker."
Ron- " No way man you should just jump off a cliff cause there all beat."
Francis Parker Girl by aw....wait for it....some April 3, 2009
Francis W. Parker Robotics Club
The Francis W. Parker Robotics Club is one of the most elite and secretive organizations in the United States. The club meets in the famed Room 181 of the Francis W. Parker School in Chicago.
The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.
Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).
Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.
Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.
They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.
Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).
Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.
Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.
They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
Some fool that's not in the FWP Robotics Club: "Did you hear that Edward Snowden leaked private "National Security Agency" files to the American people!?!
Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"
Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"
Francis W. Parker Robotics Club by I'm Fine July 4, 2018
Francis W. Parker
A K-12 private school in Lincoln Park, Chicago IL. It's teaching style is based off Colonel Francis W. Parker's ways of progressive teaching. The students are taught to be creative and stand up for what they believe in. The school has many courses including english, history, math, science, languages, and many electives.
Francis W. Parker by FWPcolonel December 31, 2010
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
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