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Foxley by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Tom Foxley 

(Foxley - Common abbreviation)

Tom Foxley

1)Noun: often used to descibe a certain arrangement of facial features usually giving the viewer an urge to punch said face.

2)Noun: used to describe one whom oft has an air of innocence used as a visual facade yet he frequently uses this facade to bed unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated women

3)Verb: To Foxley - to describe the action of bedding an unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated woman
(The past participle of this verb can also be used as an adjective to describe one of said women whom have been objected to the act of 'Foxleying')

4) Noun: Cunt
1) 'Dude that guy so annoys me, he's got one of those Tom Foxley faces, Know what I mean?'

'I know man, I just wanna lay that dick out.'


2) 'Hey, did you hear, Michael got with Millie when she was wasted'

'Yeah I know, he's such a Tom Foxley.'

3) Millie got Foxleyed. (adj)

Michael was Foxleying Millie all night.

4) 'You're such a Foxley'

'Man, why are you being such a Tom Foxley?'
Tom Foxley by AfroBoyz July 3, 2008

justin foley 

Justin Foley from Thirteen Reasons Why is the most attractive human being ever that should be loved as much as physically possible

justin foley 

definition of deserved better. that's it.
" after watching the last episode of trw, i think justin foley deserved so much better :'( "
justin foley by lolidfc July 14, 2020

Foley, Minnesota

A small town of about 2000 people in central Minnesota. Almost like a black-hole, Foley sucks you in and you are unable to escape no matter how desperate you are to live somewhere normal. Populated with hicks and rednecks who frown on anything even remotely normal.
Man, I wish I could afford to move out of Foley, Minnesota.
Foley, Minnesota by lost. soul. April 5, 2011

cake foley 

cake foley by bArToLoMuEEeE October 28, 2020

Mark Foley

1. Disgraced Rpublican Representative from Florida who resigned after it was revealed that he sent sex messages to a 16 year old page. Worked on Child Protection Committee. Gay guy who voted to ban gay marriage. Covered for by Republican Speaker Dennis Hastert. GOP leaders and pro-"family" groups were quick to blame to scandal on gay people, proving that they really are homophobes.
GOP Leader: We were afraid if we stopped Mark Foley from preying on teenage boys we would be accused of gay-bashing,
Person with common sense: You've never been afraid of hurting gay people, plus the boy was 16 with a 53 year-old man for crying out loud!

Pro-"family" advocate: Mark Foley proves that gay men hurt little boys.
Person with common sense: You're a homophobe
Mark Foley by Trinu October 13, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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