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A synonym for "fart" or "fuck" or "stupid" (depending on context). Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Rachel's foutte smelled so bad it cleared out the entire room!
Faysal foutted that up so badly he ended up evicting his own teammate from the house!
That's so foutte!
Foutte by IanSane October 1, 2018
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italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
fottesega by 7ornado March 26, 2011

Social Fluttershy 

The antonym of a social butterfly. A person who, due to unholy amounts of shyness, is unable to hold a conversation with someone he or she does not know well.
Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.

Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!

Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!

j'en ai rien à foutre 

j'en ai rien à foutre que tu ai mangé des sushis hier soir, arrête de poster ce genre de conneries sur instagram
j'en ai rien à foutre by toipus February 28, 2015

Fluttershychosis

The state of mind reached when a usually meek, demure, and gentle person is pushed past their limits of frustration, tolerance, or anger, and lashes out in an uncharacteristic and frightening fit of untrammeled rage.
In the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" Season One episode entitled "Best Night Ever", kind-hearted pegasus-pony Fluttershy's inability to make friends with Canterlot's local fauna causes her to develop Fluttershychosis and chase the panicked animals into a gala ballroom, her gown and mane all disheveled and dirty, madly screaming, "...you're...going...to LOOOVE MEEEE!!"

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.
"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."
Penile Flutter by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011