Fottling

The act of mixing horse urine with a cat's period blood, and then washing your hair with it

Holy shit, Cameron and his girlfriend were fottling last night

by Upamonaco August 7, 2024

fettling

giving something a good clean. (yorkshire/northern english)
not to be confused with furtling, which is something else altogether.

by 'eck, t'back parlour were filthy. It looks reet gradely now i've gi'n it a good fettling.

by juliebtw October 15, 2005

Footling

The sexual act of pleasing your self with a Subway $5 footlong

Guy 1: Hey, can i borrow five bucks? I'm gonna get a footling from Subway.
Guy 2: You mean a footlong?

Guy 1: No... I mean a footling

by piehumper January 17, 2014