Footling

The sexual act of pleasing your self with a Subway $5 footlong

Guy 1: Hey, can i borrow five bucks? I'm gonna get a footling from Subway.
Guy 2: You mean a footlong?

Guy 1: No... I mean a footling

by piehumper January 17, 2014

Filipino Footlong

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Vegan eel footing

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

Gorilla Footing

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

by Burd D June 29, 2020

Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

Foodling

The act of reaching into a bag of food, usually from a fast food restaurant in your passenger seat, searching for something to put in your mouth. Inspired from noodling

I started foodling for that last soft taco that I know I ordered.

by Salesteamsix July 1, 2019

fooling around

Sexual activities between two people which normally involves getting to 2nd base (hand-jobs, fingering) and/or to 3rd base (blow-jobs, eating out).

Mike and I were only fooling around last night, we didn't actually fuck.

by Kakalak November 13, 2005