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The sexual act of pleasing your self with a Subway $5 footlong
Guy 1: Hey, can i borrow five bucks? I'm gonna get a footling from Subway.
Guy 2: You mean a footlong?

Guy 1: No... I mean a footling
by piehumper January 17, 2014
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