Fosbury 

Someone who takes a long time to explain something that is very simple

"How do you open this bottle"

"First, take a firm grasp of the top with your index and middle finger and then twist in an anti-clockwise direction until it is possible to lift off with ease"

"Shut up. Your a fuckin fosbury"

Fosbury by DJ Russ December 19, 2008

Fosbury Flop 

The act of wiping one's ass with a teddy bear, preferably Fozzie Bear if available, then belly flopping onto the bear.

Cindy Loo Who had to throw out all of her stuffed animals because the Grinch Fosbury Flopped all of them.

Fosbury Flop by serge lang October 15, 2008

oh fosbury

Expressive of exasperation. Synonymous with 'oh, FFS'.

"So, we sent out an email saying the system was changing next week. Fifty people have already replied saying they can't see the change yet." "oh FOSBURY!"

oh fosbury by koshkajay April 1, 2015

Fosburg Law 

A corporate law put in place to ensure that no one messes with the man himself.

Dude, don't fuck with that shit. Fosburg Law will destroy your life.

Fosburg Law by BigPoppaAG May 20, 2010