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fortnitis 

When your urge to play fortnite overwhelms your desire to go to school or work.
I am home today instead of at school because I have a bad case of fortnitis.
fortnitis by MilllllllliB March 1, 2018

Fortnitetism 

A kid who would deadass beat his meat to fortnite porn. A kid who never stops talking, playing, thinking about fortnite. A kid who disrespect their parents due to the game.
"Damn that kid has autism for fortnite"

Me: "No its called Fortnitetism"
Fortnitetism by Faze Sway May 20, 2019

Fortniteism

fortniteism is a cult that worships fortnite. they play fortnite in real life at catholic schools ONLY
person one: bro are you in fortniteism
person two: yeah bro its epic, are you in it
person one : of course I am why wouldn't I be
Fortniteism by ACheapNoob December 21, 2020

Fortnitis 

A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the game Fortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.
FORTNITIS CAN BE CONTAGIOUS SO WEAR EARPHONES.
Fortnitis by Noodle- May 28, 2018

Fortniteting 

To do the stupid game Fortnite.
Hey, I was Fortniteting the whole class!
Fortniteting by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Fortnitis 

An inability to sit straight up in one’s chair, resulting from playing too much Fortnite. The diseased appears slouched and hump backed even when not playing the game.
The fifth grade students in the lunchroom appear to have fortnitis.
Fortnitis by PErocks September 22, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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