A kid who would deadass beat his meat to fortnite porn. A kid who never stops talking, playing, thinking about fortnite. A kid who disrespect their parents due to the game.

"Damn that kid has autism for fortnite"

Me: "No its called Fortnitetism"

Fortnitetism by Faze Sway May 20, 2019

fortniting

The act of playing Fortnite

Me and the boys are about to be fortniting.

fortniting by 21 savage gang savage May 10, 2018

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Fortnitenight

A night which fortnite is to be played until 1 or more “dubs” are secured

“You already know what tonight is...”
“Fortnitenight?”
“Fortnitenight”

Fortnitenight by Denix444 January 21, 2018

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fortnutting

The act of getin gud at nitefort and gaining the ability to nut on all nubs found

i couldnt sleep last nite man, i was to woke bout that game when we were fortnutting on all dem keds

fortnutting by neutron issac jimmy September 10, 2018

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fortniting

When you are building a base at night and someone sneaks up behind you and shoves their cock inside you

dude I gave a good fortniting to lexi last night

fortniting by odd kink May 15, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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