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Fortnitetism 

A kid who would deadass beat his meat to fortnite porn. A kid who never stops talking, playing, thinking about fortnite. A kid who disrespect their parents due to the game.
"Damn that kid has autism for fortnite"

Me: "No its called Fortnitetism"
Fortnitetism by Faze Sway May 20, 2019

Fortnitism 

The act of praising Ninja specifically inside a church
Whilst Karen was praising Jesus I was praising Fortnitism
Fortnitism by Mr. Stromboli April 2, 2021

Fortniteism

fortniteism is a cult that worships fortnite. they play fortnite in real life at catholic schools ONLY
person one: bro are you in fortniteism
person two: yeah bro its epic, are you in it
person one : of course I am why wouldn't I be
Fortniteism by ACheapNoob December 21, 2020

Fortniteting 

To do the stupid game Fortnite.
Hey, I was Fortniteting the whole class!
Fortniteting by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Fortnitism 

When you obsessed with a game that is supposed to be teens but is played by preteen kids.
I'm pretty fucking hyper for Season 7 my Fortnitism is high rn
Fortnitism by Epic Gay-mes October 14, 2018

Fortniteism

Yo dude, so i was at my friends house yesterday and we played fortnite and it turns out he had fortniteism. When we got second in duos he raged and threw his ps4 controller out the window

Fortnitetis

A disease caused by playing too much Fortnite, basically an STD
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to inform u that, u have Fortnitetis
Guy: WHAT?!
Doctor: You have been playing too much Fortnite
Fortnitetis by Toasty_Tankers May 13, 2018
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