forted 

Being left in a remote area without a ride home.

Though he was promised a ride home, Al found himself forted downtown.

forted by cml1480 October 18, 2011

forted 

moted + fort. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted

Damn....Nicole just built a fort around B. That is beyond moted. He just got forted!!!

forted by space roach October 28, 2008

forted 

fort + moted. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. Person B was not just moted, they were forted.

Damn...Nicole just built a fort around B. He didn't just get moted. He got forted!!!

forted by space roooooach October 31, 2008

Forted 

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time

Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.

Forted by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013

Forted 

The act of fortifying your butthole with a shart

Man I just forted!

Forted by HewieBelli August 2, 2019

Will-Forted 

Will-Forting someone includes calling them, holding the phone up to the radio or speaker, and forcing the person on the other end to listen to any obnoxious jam you please. In many cases, Will-Forting someone may result in the person who you are Will-Forting to never call you again, for fear of hearing another random, loud song. This tactic could be used as an excuse to dodge a real conversation, generally confuse, or piss someone off so much that you never hear from them again.

"I didn't want to talk to Hannah, so when she called, I held the ]phone] up to the radio. I really Will-Forted her."

Will-Forted by goonsquad009 February 23, 2009

Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014