Definitions by TenorSaxopeal

Forted 

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time

Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.

Forted by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013