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The flirting that takes place between two people via cell phone text mode prior to sex. "Foreplay plus Texting".
My Summer Fling just foretexted me! "Its been long overdue. Do u want marathon style? C U 2nite."
foretext by Chicken and Red-Eye January 11, 2008
My girlfriend is such a forgeter, she forgot my brother's name.
Forgeter by forgotme April 26, 2019

Foreternifinityever

Aaron and Kait are in true love that will last Foreternifinityever
Foreternifinityever by aarow September 10, 2010

Forgetery 

Where all the things you don’t remember go.
I think we should put the memory of the time we spoke a little too loud about those people on the forgetery cause it was so bad.
Forgetery by xCHEEEEZZZx July 19, 2021

foreteen 

A power couple name for the most annoying romance on television. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley and Eric Foreman.
*Shudder*
Person 1: I remember when House was good.
Person 2: Yes. Before Foreteen killed it.

Foreteen 

The word for the supposed "romance" between Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley on TV's once critically-acclaimed drama House MD.

This couple is renowned for having absolutely no chemistry whatsoever, and for stealing the screentime of couples with actual potential (hameron!). Questions have been raised as to whether they are actual human beings, as they seem to have no emotions. Thankfully, they broke up as of season 6, but not before destroying a large part of House MD's integrity.

Also referred to as "Boreteen" and "Snoreteen" for reasons mentioned above.
Foreteen makes me want to kill myself. Who knew one kiss could be so wrong.

House is a snoozefest since Snoreteen.

House, Cameron, and Chase should just kill Foreteen so they can continue on their hot love triangle.
Foreteen by EmzDo April 14, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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