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Forest wood

Extremely dense pubic hairs when a man has a boner
Yo did you hear that Obam has a forest wood
Forest wood by Keegami September 23, 2019
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Woodberry Forest 

Woodberry Forest is an all male boarding school in Virginia where only the brightest, most athletic, best looking young men attend. Their counterpart, Episcopal High School, also located in Virginia, better known as the Retarded Druggy School (RDS) is where rejects of WFS attend. Episcopal is best known for having one of the worst football teams in the entire state.

Woodberry Forest has proved this year in and year out by beating them constantly by enormous scores year after year. The hope of Episcopal getting over their bad team may never be a reality as they continue to stuff steroids up their asses and hope for the best.
Woodberry Forest Boy: Oh man, is your anus better after that 42-0 defeat yesterday?

EHS Boy: You stupid farmer... argh, I'm so triggered, I'm going to go shoot some cocaine with my girlfriend.

Woodberry Forest 

Woodberry Forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the United States. The guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. Students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes Woodberry guys do. These pathetic individual are called EHS students, aka geeks, ugly ass boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every chance they get, still get demolished by Woodberry practically every year) Woodberry guys are generally just all around boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team's girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry guy every few weeks then your dumbass every day.
EHS girl 1: hey ash you still with that kid from EHS?

Ash: hell no, he was a fucking idiot in bed, couldn't even find the right hole. I chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. They're soooo fuckin boss.

EHS girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?

Ash: maybe, there's usually a pretty long line.
Woodberry Forest by gaius - ;) August 25, 2010

Woodchipper of Cock Forest 

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.
That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.

Woodberry Forest 

a place where tons of dick sniffing fort builders spend their time doing two things:

1 - playing soggy biscuit
2 - making urban dictionary posts about how bad EHS is because their jealous
Woodberry Forest Guy - "Dude you go to EHS?"

EHS Guy - "Yeah"

Woodberry Guy - "Can I suck your dick?"

EHS Guy - "What the fuck. Are you gay?"

Woodberry Guy - "yeah...."

Forestwood Middle School 

Ewww you go to forestwood middle school

Ya more like forest hood

forestwood 

A jail full of cringy af white kids & teachers that don’t know shit :) aka “foresthood”
You went to forestwood?
More like foresthood...
forestwood by Yo yo yo k November 11, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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