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The act of stimulating your partners genitalia with your stump (only achievable if the performer is amputeed).

Jack: Do you think that war veterans use their amputee stumps to please their partner?
Mack: Yeah my grandpa does, it's called forearming.
Jack: Why do you know that?

Forearming by Yadingus1 October 6, 2015

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Nerd Forwarding

Any computer process that requires more than casual understanding of technology. Especially pertaining to an expert trying but failing to explain a complicated process in layman's terms, like port forwarding in a home network.

Nevermind dude, thats just a bunch of nerd forwarding.

Nerd Forwarding by kanoo May 9, 2010

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Freaming

Dreaming too much, Dreaming out of control, Never ever ever going to happen!!! Your Fucking Dreaming!!

You are completely freaming!!
Shes freaming as usual.
Are you freaming?

Freaming by Ben Locke December 31, 2007

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Forebringer

one who brings forth random information, usually based on history, popculture, or anything to do with random celebrities

Anthony Kalista the forebringer of random knowledge.

Forebringer by CJRae81 November 5, 2015

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forearmand

a kankle for your arm... when there is no defined difference between the forearm and hand. It looks as if ones forearm were slammed into their hand.

they don't even make watches big enough to fit his forearmand

forearmand by amy and jess October 4, 2004

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forepriming

A last minute preparatory action performed when any potential for penis exposure arises, in order to increase size to at least quarter-erection and ensure a presentable first impression.

It was the first time Lisa invited Rob in. He made sure to spend a couple of seconds on forepriming before following her into her room.

forepriming by pitbear December 16, 2010

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Forwarding Monster

It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.

Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages

Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!

Forwarding Monster by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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