An overweight friend exploited by an insecure female to make herself look better in comparison. Said female will often hypocritically gush about the fat foil's "voluptuous" body, intelligence and sense of humor and claim she doesn't get why men don't appreciate her friend's stellar qualities. Needless to say, she will unceremoniously dump the foil if the foil loses weight and becomes even remotely attractive herself.

Megan: Wow, Charlotte looks so curvy in that dress. I don't why guys aren't all over her. You know, she'd be considered beautiful if she lived in Victorian times.

Guy at bar: Yeah, I get it, she's your "fat foil." Can I have your phone number?

fat foil by Sparkler10 September 7, 2010

Related Words

Fopil • foil • forilla • foilies • foilage • foiled • Foilsick • fopple • Foilant • foiler

Foilsick

Feeling ashamed after revealing a little too much of yourself to someone - allowing them to clear a view on your pettiness, your anger, your cowardice and childlike vulnerability - wishing that you didn’t have a deep disdain for who you think you actually are.

Jim- I’m feeling very Foilsick right now.
Bob-why?
Jim-I told this girl about how I’m feeling/my emotions.

Foilsick by Ej<3 January 18, 2022

Tin Foil Garbage Can

A device from Sharper Image that keeps the trash warm so it doesn't get cold and go bad and start to stink.

Tin Foil Garbage Can keeps the trash warm, keeps the garbage good, and keeps the house smelling fresh and not stinking like shit.

Tin Foil Garbage Can by Solo Amadeus January 31, 2022

fojilun

1. Radish
2. Another name for a filthy half-fag. Should never be used in vain.

1. She swallowed her hot steaming fojilun in one swift gulp
2. "I saw you with those conjoined twins last night, you're such a fojilun!"

fojilun by wingmidget December 10, 2017

foilissimo

Adj.

1. (of a performance) very intensely fah-bulous, usually impromptu, solo piece

Even though it deviates from the planned performance, neither the fellow performers nor the audience/viewers object, because it enhances the original performance.

2. incredibly good, unbelievably good, defies expectations with how fabulous it is, utterly fah-bulous

Christine: That guitar sesh in the outro was foilissimo!
M: Oh you mean how he went off-script when he started jamming with his guitar but it only made the performance more incredible?
Christine: Yes! And also how utterly fah-bulous the actual jam was!
Dona: Foilissimo indeed!

foilissimo by OnlyFAHms April 8, 2021

Foilsick

Feeling ashamed after revealing a little to much of yourself to someone - allowing them to clear a view of your pettiness, your anger, your cowardice, your childlike vulnerability wishing that you didn’t have a deep disdain for who you think you actually are

Person 1 -*vents to person 2*

Person 2 - “…”

Person 1 - “You make me foilsick..”

Person 2 - “What’s that?”

Person 1 - “ I told you to much about my shit and feel ashamed.”

Person 2 - “Don’t be.”

Foilsick by Kindly FVCK OFF January 18, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026