Footify

Foot.i.fy
/fo͝otəˌfī/

Verb

1. The action of a person taking a perfectly normal phrase and making it retarted.

Noun

2. To get weirdly attracted to feet :pepenervous:

"The process of footification starts with the toes"

Origins of word

Foot: Comes from the English word meaning foot meaning you have no comeback or used as a hopeless comeback

Ify: Coming from the Latin word ification meaning to switch and or change.

Definition 1

Human: "Hey, your face"
Other Human: "Your face, your face, your face your face"

Footify

"The process of footification starts with the toes"

by Aazmir December 14, 2020

fortifying

Another word for "rigging" when applied to elections.

Often used by legacy media after collaborating in rigged elections.

After fortifying the election, Kim Jong-un won 100% of the vote in North Korea.

by Nihilist_Viking February 5, 2021

Footified

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.

I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Fortify

Fuckin bangin replacement for man up or grow a pair for when you'd rather sound RPG than accidentally perpetuate an archaic sense of male chauvinism.

"Hey man, finish this bowl."

"No dude, I'm baked as it is."

"Fuckin Fortify."

by DragonDildo November 15, 2017

fortify

to add additional alcohol to wine.

To give that wine some extra kick, fortify it with brandy.

by Rico the Yooper July 24, 2008

fortify

the number 45

I axed the ho 'how much' and she replied 'fortify! fortify!'

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

foodify

To become food.

When you cook meat, it will foodify.

by Seshie January 26, 2009