Foot U 

The term used in a dorky way to cover up the swear words 'f**k you'. Similarly, this term can sometimes be interpreted as 'I wanna kick you in the face'.

A dorky 'verbal' fight between Person A and Person B.
Person A: Ha! you are dumb!!!
Person B: FOOT U NERD!!!
Person A: FUDGE YOU U DORK!!!

Foot U by suki~ July 1, 2006

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids

"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent) by footaids123 November 15, 2018

ol foot up the ass

What you say to the person you're pissed at.

Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"

Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"

ol foot up the ass by jeepdude44 May 31, 2015

Putting a foot up your ass 

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

Putting a foot up your ass by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

Drop a bomb from five foot up 

In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.

"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."

Drop a bomb from five foot up by Bitticks February 1, 2008

do you want my foot up your ass 

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

do you want my foot up your ass by sclairel January 22, 2018

Putting a foot up your ass 

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

Putting a foot up your ass by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018