A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.

Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.

foobeener by The Singularity August 29, 2009

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fooplesnoop

The act of farting on the shower wall with intent to have the sound reverberate.

"Bro last night I was showering after practice and I fooplesnooped so loudly my mom could hear it!"

fooplesnoop by efin snewdows March 10, 2021

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fooper

The bubble of fat below a female's stomach and above the genatalia.

Mrs. Zemp's tight pants showed off her big fooper.

fooper by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003

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fooped

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped

Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."

fooped by medicJT794 February 8, 2010

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