A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where
people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box).
The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and
will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.
When you do tell it to stop it
will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It
will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure
happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).
(For more of a real effect,
Florida names are showcased here).
Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"
PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."
Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the
black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is
wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"