Foople
Foople by AK123456789101112131415 July 22, 2009
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foople
A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box).
The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.
When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).
The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.
When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).
(For more of a real effect, Florida names are showcased here).
Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"
PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."
Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"
Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"
PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."
Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"
foople by welcome to flordia December 22, 2019
foople
foople by Timinator1 December 28, 2007
foozler
An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
foosle
"Get the fuck off me with that foozle-it tastes like a monkey`s ass."
"Bring on da foosle-it`s time to party !"
"Bring on da foosle-it`s time to party !"
foosle by torquemada23 May 11, 2010
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