Fooncie

The name for an extremely large dick:

Laeron whacked his fooncie against his dresser before he fuc*ed his neighbors mom.

by Keepit1hunnet June 14, 2014

foonie

A self-proclaimed expert in all types of cuisines and culinary techniques, but who is a pseudo-intellectual about food only capable of making ramen noodles to eat while watching Top Chef, Chopped, and Guy’s Grocery Games.

That foonie tried to tell me all about the curry I made from scratch using my Indian family’s traditional recipe, but she thought the dish originated in Louisiana and had to simmer for hours to build a “flavor profile.”

by Valjester June 28, 2020

foonie

both foolish and funnie

you're foonie!!! foonie!!!

by kerplats July 26, 2003

foonce

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
Originated from the ancient Australian family, The Bakers.

I just got my foonce waxed.

by Foonce July 9, 2014

foonie

A proposed Canadian $5 coin that would replace their current $5 bill. It has been suggested that the coin have a design honoring Canadian indigenous people.

If they ever adopt a foonie coin, my $5 Laurier bills will make me look old.

by Lt Com Data March 12, 2022

fooniel

A very, very, very, very, very short man, incapable of finding love - always one sided. Has a cute lovable side to him due to his height but for some reason cant get chicks. Great person to vent to, often mimics others personality but just “deal with it.” Doesn’t understand the meaning of love - lol. A friend who will be there for you, the chandler with a bit of ross in the friendship. <3

U are very fooniel = You are very short :D

by Areen_527 :D June 13, 2022

Foonqie

The act of buttering up a chinese lady in patrolium jelly and having sex.

I did foonqie on your mom last night

by Big_dick_boy December 2, 2022