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The name for an extremely large dick:
Laeron whacked his fooncie against his dresser before he fuc*ed his neighbors mom.
Fooncie by Keepit1hunnet June 14, 2014
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A self-proclaimed expert in all types of cuisines and culinary techniques, but who is a pseudo-intellectual about food only capable of making ramen noodles to eat while watching Top Chef, Chopped, and Guy’s Grocery Games.
That foonie tried to tell me all about the curry I made from scratch using my Indian family’s traditional recipe, but she thought the dish originated in Louisiana and had to simmer for hours to build a “flavor profile.”
foonie by Valjester June 28, 2020
both foolish and funnie
you're foonie!!! foonie!!!
foonie by kerplats July 26, 2003
A proposed Canadian $5 coin that would replace their current $5 bill. It has been suggested that the coin have a design honoring Canadian indigenous people.
If they ever adopt a foonie coin, my $5 Laurier bills will make me look old.
foonie by Lt Com Data March 12, 2022
A very, very, very, very, very short man, incapable of finding love - always one sided. Has a cute lovable side to him due to his height but for some reason cant get chicks. Great person to vent to, often mimics others personality but just “deal with it.” Doesn’t understand the meaning of love - lol. A friend who will be there for you, the chandler with a bit of ross in the friendship. <3
U are very fooniel = You are very short :D
fooniel by Areen_527 :D June 13, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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