foonce

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
Originated from the ancient Australian family, The Bakers.

I just got my foonce waxed.

by Foonce July 9, 2014

Foonet

Hosting company run out of a UPS Store, a tool shed, and the owners basement. Now up and running with the OC-48 and bathroom core router.

toolshed-core02-0-0.foonet.net

by gotho May 3, 2003

Fooncie

The name for an extremely large dick:

Laeron whacked his fooncie against his dresser before he fuc*ed his neighbors mom.

by Keepit1hunnet June 14, 2014

Foonchow

its a cool mustache mainly found on indian type people! also common for mexicans to have them!

guy 1: hey do you know sanjay?
guy 2: what does he look like?
guy 2: hes the guy with the sexy foonchow mustache!

by creepy jim January 7, 2012

foodcentric

1. a non-snobby foodie 2. a person who enjoys dining at restaurants, understands the business as a former server/bus person/back waiter/bartender and can appreciate the stress, the joy, and the satisfaction of servicing the public 3. a person who enjoys cooking for the fun of it - not claiming to be a "foodie" who can only cook based on a recipe from one of their 5000 cookbooks or food magazines - cooks from the heart, not from a book

"I think the steak was a little too medium rare and the potatoes had slighlty too much crunch" said the foodie, as the foodcentric that I am enjoyed the cheeseburger and potato chips.

by empty bowls October 21, 2010

foonie

A self-proclaimed expert in all types of cuisines and culinary techniques, but who is a pseudo-intellectual about food only capable of making ramen noodles to eat while watching Top Chef, Chopped, and Guy’s Grocery Games.

That foonie tried to tell me all about the curry I made from scratch using my Indian family’s traditional recipe, but she thought the dish originated in Louisiana and had to simmer for hours to build a “flavor profile.”

by Valjester June 28, 2020

founce

A combination of falling and bouncing; A founce is when a guy and a girl are hooking up. They are passed third and heading for home. Suddenly, they are getting so frisky that the girl falls off the bed. She is so embarrassed that she grabs her clothes and bounces.

Justin was stoked, he was about to seal the deal and out of nowhere, Jen founced and left Justin to sulk in his bed wearing only boxers.

by Eri Berry September 16, 2005