Fonted

When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.

Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!

by andyfowler August 21, 2008

Fontenization

fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot

fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing

synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation

Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"

Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"

Examples of fontenization:

"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."

"In java all objects are newed."

by nobodyyouhaveevermet March 25, 2010

Fonged

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”

by LloydRay October 31, 2017

footed sleeper

One piece baby suit that looks like a 1 piece PJ with sown in socks. Very warm and comfertable. Also made from blanket matterial (Blanket-sleeper)

"Can you remrber your first Footed sleeper?"
"Yesterday i bought me a adult size Footed Sleeper and man, it's so warm and comfy!"

by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004

Snizzle Footed

Term used for being drunk or intoxicated.

Man, I was straight snizzle footed last night.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 February 27, 2011

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

Funted

The feeling of regret and anger one experiences at a restaurant when the meal arrives for a fellow diner that is obviously a much better choice than your own.

Wallace you fucker, you've just funted me.

by DudeBilly April 20, 2017