fordouches

something pertaining to douche bags, tools, or those who behave in a douchey manner.

would you look at that fordouches faux hawk over there. it goes quite nicely with his norcal tattoos and skinny jeans.

by shitsamsays November 8, 2012

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

Frodouche Baggins

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.

"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."

by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009

Fondouche

various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina

She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.

by Juke McKones May 28, 2011