fordouches
would you look at that fordouches faux hawk over there. it goes quite nicely with his norcal tattoos and skinny jeans.
fordouches by shitsamsays November 8, 2012
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fondouche
cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!
Husband: Please No!
Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!
Husband: Please God save me!!!
Husband: Please No!
Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!
Husband: Please God save me!!!
fondouche by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009
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Frodouche Baggins
A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.
"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."
"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."
"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."
Frodouche Baggins by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009
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