Fomping

A loud, heavy footstep to be heard coming from a French woman who lives above a person in a block of flats.

"Why does she have to keep fomping round. Could she not walk quietly?!"

by Einstein is the best March 25, 2009

fomp

fuck off my phone

"texting bae" me : you gay ass bitch

my man : fomp with that shit bru

by alexisruth November 20, 2022

fomp

truly popularised by comic artist iharthdarth on livejournal.com verbalising the sound you would hear when Vader falls flat on his face.

Palpatine: 'Walk forth my minion!' Vader: FOMP
Palpatine: 'OK yeah, we're going to have to work on that entrance there kiddo.'

by kiptrip June 30, 2005

Fomp

Fomp was a 60's term for a large pompadour worn by a man.

Dude was sportin a big ol' fomp.

by pezfarm January 24, 2010

Fomp

A nickname for your significant other derived from the term "Babestomper".

Ex. Boyfriend: I love you Fomp

by Drupac December 13, 2022

FOMP

Fear of missing phone. Irrational sensation or intense terror and complete dread like the world is ending. Usually followed by a tremendous feeling of relief of finding phone (ROFP)

I had the worst FOMP last night when I noticed my phone wasn't on me.

Dude I FOMPing hard here. My roid is gone!

by JsonHunt March 25, 2019

fomp

fomping is when a girl stands on her head while pooping and lets it run into her vagina, and then proceeds to have intercourse. i had to make up a definition for this word because pornolize.com uses it, and neither i nor any of my friends have been able to find a definition for it.

i think you can figure it out from the definition...

by neathery nuts March 26, 2005