calling a black guy a fucking nigger faggot shit face

fucking: to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise
nigger: term for a black or dark-skinned person
faggot: male homosexual
shit: poop or black
face: front part of the head

someone: you're a fucking nigger faggot shit face
black man: ima beat you up motherfucker

fucking nigger faggot shit face by a retarded guy July 22, 2017

eel face faggot

eel-ish lookin queer that licks the wang resembling an eel on his face (dick being the eel) and him being a faggot for sucking dick

mike bolton is a eel face faggot. he eats poopsicles

eel face faggot by goozle February 13, 2004

Faggotface

An insult. It's very clever to use in large arguments with a faggotface-like person.

James: Where did you put the cheese?
Mick: Who cares?
James: I do!
Mick: You are such a faggotface.

Faggotface by BigMcNeal May 13, 2010

Fart-faced Faggot

A total gay wad who enjoys sucking the farts out of a butthole.

Chuck, whos a total fart-faced faggot, loves inhaling another mans ass air into his lungs

Fart-faced Faggot by fartsnfire June 17, 2010

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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