foddler

1) Someone that fiddles toddlers.

2) A recipe the Facebook thinks doddering needs ingredients for.

1) He's a pervert, he got arrested for being a foddler.
2) This is nice, what is it? It's a foddler.

by Dwayne Jamal Dante Lamar May 16, 2016

Water foddler

A Water foddler is a person who likes the extreme case of water/liquid poo being dripped into their mouth by a friend/partner ect.

Hey, I heard Jimmy is a Water Foddler.

by ThatDot February 11, 2017

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

by Finecky March 26, 2021

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

bung fodder

Slang for toilet paper.

Randi was digging behind the seat of her truck trying to find some bung fodder before she shit her pants.

by kdot March 7, 2008

Fodder

A FIFA card that is highly rated, but not that good, so its most commonly used in a SBC (Squad Building Challenge)

I just packed pique! He’s not great, but he is good fodder!

by ClutchAstros January 25, 2021