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foddle
noun: the remnant semen in a male penis after whacking off
verb: to engage in sexual activity which utilises foddle
verb: to engage in sexual activity which utilises foddle
foddle by Hans Woogleheimer June 19, 2003
Related Words
foddle • Foddled • foddler • Water foddler • doddle my foddle • fiddle • Fiddle Faddle • fiddlefuck • fiddler • Fiddler on the Roof
doddle my foddle
I really want you doddle my foddle, then feltch me!
or
Did you hear about Cameron? He doddled the cats foddle!
or
Did you hear about Cameron? He doddled the cats foddle!
doddle my foddle by CBTP January 6, 2010
A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler
Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!
A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021
Fiddler's Green
A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.
Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011
FondleFood
This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:
- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017
Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Oh Boy!
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Oh Boy!
Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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