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Someone who is always puttering around and is always late because they are doing things they shouldn’t be doing whereas their friends are baffled.... probably because they are on drugs or extremely ADD
OMG! Derek is such a fuddler, he is searching through his tool box for a toothpick when I already got one from sally......what is he doing right now while we are all waiting for him in order to leave??!
Fuddler by Deezlenuz July 24, 2019

Cud Fuddler 

1. One who cuddles fud.
2. A corporate professional who mistakenly replies all to an email chain in an inappropriate manner, thus jeopardizing his credibility.
The team never let Bryan live down the time he became the biggest Cud Fuddler in history.
Cud Fuddler by NobodyOk? April 24, 2015

munge fuddler 

despite too mungey for its own good, it persists in fuddling everything it sees. eventually gets battered when it fuddles the wrong thing
a red fuddly monster, it must be a munge fuddler
munge fuddler by tamzin January 4, 2005

munge fuddler 

A cheap way that ricky gervais can use explicit themes in a childrens book and get away with it. When 'u' is replaced with 'i' it spells 'minge fiddler' which shows ricky's intent to use explicit material in his book 'flanimals'
God did u see Tim with Sally last week, he is a right Munge Fuddler

Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
Shirt Fuddler by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions
Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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