Tanders: Oh my gosh, this skirt is so cute!
Kenders: OH, it also has pockets! How useful!!
Tanders: Nope, it doesn't, those are fockets! They look like pockets but really you can't even put your hands in them, it's sewed together!
The Focker is a modified version of "The Shocker."
In an attempt to induce the focker, the male slides the index and middle finger into the vagina, while proceeding to slide the ring finger and pinky into the asshole.