Foosed

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Oh my god you got Foosed last night!

Foosed by Ihavesexalot March 7, 2022

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foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

foosed by James T February 13, 2005

Related Words

foosed • Get Foosed • foose • Fooked • Fooser • fooped • fooseball • footed • Fooded • foosey

Foosed

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

Foosed by NYMC May 28, 2007

Foosed

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

Foosed by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 10, 2010

foosed

to be bent over and anally assaulted by the rod of a foosball

"I almost foosed you"

foosed by tamereestnoir September 6, 2007

Get Foosed

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.

Get Foosed you peasant.

Get Foosed by Syscon May 24, 2017

fooser

A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.

Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.

fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026