Foosed

Having sex with James Foos

Oh my god you got Foosed last night!

by Ihavesexalot March 7, 2022

foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

by James T February 13, 2005

Foosed

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

by NYMC May 28, 2007

Foosed

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 10, 2010

foosed

to be bent over and anally assaulted by the rod of a foosball

"I almost foosed you"

by tamereestnoir September 6, 2007

Get Foosed

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.

Get Foosed you peasant.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

fooser

A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.

Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.

by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009